I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You ruined the universe
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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