instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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