she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Barsexuality is the new black.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Randomize
