Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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