Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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