East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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