I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I had to cum in my sink.
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