when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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