you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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