69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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