break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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