babies were throwing up all over the place
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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