She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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