He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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