She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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