We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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