Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
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sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Oh god it's open bar.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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