I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Dear god my vagina.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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