whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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