"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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