Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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