is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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