You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
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Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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