I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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