Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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