if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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