i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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