Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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