? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Need sex. Gaining weight.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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