On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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