I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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