just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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