whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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