marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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