...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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