READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
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they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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