oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I just want to make out with him forever
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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