And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Randomize
