Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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