Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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