had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
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I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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