Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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