The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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