we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
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You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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