just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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