If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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