she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
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