He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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