My friends, they love my intelligence
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I think people are normalizing furries
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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