it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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