He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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