My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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