He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wish i was in the wii world.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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