He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
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