Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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